Christmas Gifts

I've been thinking of Christmas gifts already. Haven't bought gifts for my family and friends. But I am trying to organize them in my list already. I have the optional category and the people on that list are the ones that I... never mind.
My best friend's birthday is coming up and boy, I just can't think of anything to give her. I need HELP!

Everyone has been making and going through their Christmas Wish List, I'd like to make one but on the contrary, I can't think of anything that I want either. But I can definitely make a list of things that I do not wish to receive this CHRISTMAS.

Here goes my list.

What I do not want for Christmas:

1. Soaps (soaps of any kind)
Who on earth would want to receive a fucking soap this Christmas? TELL ME.
I just think that it's stupid. I bet Natalie Tran can help me explain.

click the link to watch video

2. Mugs
This is like giving me a thing that I don't need. Well, I do use mugs to drink
my coffee, and sometimes my tea. But I can buy this anytime of the year!
So, you know what to do.3. Candles
(see video for Soaps) It means Thanks and Fuck You.


4. Umbrellas
I know that this thing is what I need everyday of my life.
But I don't want your umbrella. You can give it to your grandmum if you like.


5. Perfumes/Colognes
I've received a lot of perfumes during the past Christmas Parties that I've been to.
And receiving a perfume totally sucks. It's like telling me straight to my face that I smell like a garbage truck.
(I've given a number of perfumes and colognes for Christmas, I know your pain)

I'd like to make a longer list but I can feel through my veins that I am such a rude person. I am just saying that these are not very much appreciated for a person like me.

Thanks for the gifts!

Have a Happy Christmas, Everyone!